"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
11/23/2019 at 19:56 • Filed to: None
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"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
11/23/2019 at 19:56 • Filed to: None | 0
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Daughter x of 2
Im a gunna puke on the couch as soon as you leave
Me: mfl
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> OPPOsaurus WRX
11/23/2019 at 20:13 |
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You should now by now that “you” time doesn’t exist anymore.
wafflesnfalafel
> OPPOsaurus WRX
11/23/2019 at 20:19 |
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I believe that is how cats express their love as well
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
11/23/2019 at 20:42 |
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Dad of three girls:
Yep. I’d believe that. In our case, it’s more likely pee than puke though.
Sometimes I feel like I live in a house of miniature drunken E.T.s. They stagger around, expect to be fed, are putting things in their mouths that aren’t food (especially #2 and #3), and are unintelligible half the time. And they don’t listen well.
I feel like this photo I took of the kids messing with various toys is a metaphor for parenthood:
jimz
> OPPOsaurus WRX
11/23/2019 at 20:42 |
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this is one of many entries on the list titled “why I don’t and won’t have kids.”
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> jimz
11/23/2019 at 20:47 |
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We went to see fro ze n 2 last night . My 2yo walked out a d said thank.you so much for bringing me to see this it was Soo much fun. It was with it. Just for that
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jimz
> OPPOsaurus WRX
11/23/2019 at 21:01 |
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and when she’s 14 and thinks you’re the most useless, embarrass ing piece of garbage to ever walk the earth? what are you going to think then?
XJDano
> jimz
11/23/2019 at 22:56 |
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Only a few more years until they are off for college.
RooseveltDad
> jimz
11/24/2019 at 01:58 |
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That this is a phase, and they really DO love you. (Father of two in college; the house is quieter these days, though DD is home for a week and it’s so, so good to see her.)
DipodomysDeserti
> wafflesnfalafel
11/24/2019 at 02:04 |
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However, you should be concerned if you kid starts leaving dead animals on your doorstep.